From The Times:

British doctors seek patient for world's first full-face transplant

Well, it does say full-face, so it might well include the brain, too. In which case, I can steer them in the right direction. This chap's brain is ideal as it appears never to have been used.

BTW, the genius that is Neil Clark has another blinder today:

Whatever happened to dear William Shawcross? In the months leading up to the invasion of Iraq, it was almost impossible to turn on any television channel and not see the great sage gravely informing us of the mortal threat posed by Saddam Hussein and his Weapons of Mass Destruction. Now, strangely, he is nowhere to be seen. I wonder where he could have got to?

Yes, whatever happened to him? I wonder, too, where he has got to. He is indeed nowhere to be seen. Unless you include national newspapers and magazines available from every newsagent in the country. Try this, from The Spectator, 28 October 2006:

Tony Blair and George Bush are absolutely right to insist that we cannot abandon Iraq. We are there under a United Nations mandate (soon up for renewal), assisting the legitimate, elected government. We should hand over to the Iraqis as they become more capable, but a premature pullout would condemn Iraq and the region to unbelievable horror.

Neil Clark. If he wasn't a buffoon he'd be an idiot.

(I know, I know. But shooting fish in a barrel can be fun.)