November 29
2005
Drinking tea? You Murdering Swine!

Sometimes you just have to admire the sheer scale of other people's lunacy:


Hot tea is NOT ETHICAL. Adding boiling water is a way of COOKING FOOD, and cooking goes against the nature of ABUNDANCE. When you cook something you KILL it, and KILLING reducts the possibility of SHARING. The only way to ethically drink tea is to add water at ENVIRONMENTAL TEMPERATURE (being the temperature at which algae and other water-dwelling organisms such as fish can or could reproduce) and then wait for an ETHICAL AMOUNT OF TIME before drinking. Only then can you be ABUNDANCE.

(via Chez Pim.)


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