| July | 21 |
| 2005 |

At last! It's seemed as if today would never come, but it has. Excited as I am for the Ashes to begin, I do have a terrible sense of foreboding. We might indeed be the second best team in the world...but I can see McGrath and Lee - not to forget Warne - ripping our batting apart. Get rid of Tescothick and Strauss, and with Vaughan struggling for his once imperious form, what's left? Freddie Flintoff and Peterson. Both could have stunning series, but they could just as easily flop.
3-1 to Australia, I fear.
While I'm on the subject, I'll share with you my favourite sort-of sledge (it isn't a sledge as it came from the crowd). Phil Tufnell was fielding on the boundary, and up piped an Aussie voice: "Oi, Tufnell - can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot".

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