| March | 07 |
| 2005 |
Motivating in a curry house
There's been a fuss in the past couple of days over a call by the National Association of Head Teachers deputy general secretary, Martin Ward, to ban football until after the 9pm watershed, given the amount of swearing which can be easily lip read by kids. The BBC has dismissed the idea.
I wonder if anyone was watching Sky Sports yesterday. As is their wont, they had a Portsmouth fan on after their game at Arsenal.
"How did you play?", the fan was asked.
"We were shit", he replied.
"Please remember you are live on national television", he was reminded. "So what do you think of Velimir Zajec (the Portsmouth manager)?".
"He couldn't motivate a fart in a curry house".
The interview was swiftly terminated. Don't you just love football fans?

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