| March | 06 |
| 2005 |
Why us? (part two)
A correspondent has sent me this Jewish elaboration of my earlier posting:
Orthodox Judaism: Shit happens. Why, asks Rashi? Rabbi Akiva, speaking in the name of Judah the Prince (Bava Batra 125b), cites the description of the proportions of the bier for carrying the Tabernacle in Vayikra...Conservative Judaism: Shit happens to us, and we need to understand this shit through the prism of tradition without losing touch with contemporary reality.
Reform Judaism: Shit happens not only to us, but to everyone, and may be due to Bush's anti-environmental policies. Fetch my guitar.
Reconstructionist Judaism: Shit does not happen as an event but as a non-supernatural process.
Ultra-Orthodox Judaism: Shit happens because your bathroom isn't kosher. And your hat's too small.

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