Just spotted a hilarious Polly Toynbee column. It seems I am a frivolous rightwing effete scoundrel:

...So everyone wonders what on earth this working-class minister, driven by a genuine passion for social justice for those who came from backgrounds like his, was doing with a Spectator society lady? Sleeping with the enemy, he fell among the most frivolous rightwing effete scoundrels of the Westminister political scene. That is part of the tragedy in the downfall too - seduction of a simple man by someone from a world he rightly despised.

Then, the final coup de grace. What was he doing slagging off his colleagues one by one to rightwing Stephen Pollard, who should never have been his official biographer anyway? When such an astute and experienced politician makes an error like that, it begins to look as if his marbles are rattling around. Even his dog might have barked out a warning.

Wonderful to see that she's as free with basic errors as always. If she'd bothered to do some basic research then she'd have known that I am not his "official biographer". I wrote a book and asked him for some interviews for it, which he gave me.