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| September | 24 |
| 2004 |
A major revelation in today's Wall Street Journal, which confirms the impact which bloggers are having on the Presidential election. A blogger called bkm has discovered the truth about the Democrat nominee for President.
You may know him as John Kerry. This is, it seems, a brilliantly executed deception. He - it, I should say - is, in fact, C-3PO, the robot from Star Wars. bkm's case is impregnable; he cites a number of C-3PO's lines which prove the true identity of the imposter known as Kerry:
We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!We're doomed!
Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there!
Are you sure this thing's safe?
How did I get into this mess? I really don't know how.
No more adventures. I'm not going that way.
That malfunctioning little twerp. This is all his fault! He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better.
I'm only a droid and not very knowledgeable about such things. Not on this planet, anyways. As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure which planet I'm on.
I told him not to go, but he's faulty, malfunctioning; kept babbling on about his mission.
Captain Solo, this time you have gone too far.
Why doesn't anyone listento me?
Surrender is aperfectly acceptable alternative in extreme circumstances.
The WSJ adds some more:
Hey! You're not permitted in there! You'll be deactivated for sure! Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!How did we get into this mess? I really don't know how. We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
Where do you think you're going? Well, I'm not going that way. It's much too rocky. This way is much easier.
What mission? What are you talking about? I've just about had enough of you! Go that way! You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile! And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't get it!
That malfunctioning little twerp! This is all his fault! He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better.
Protocol? Why, it's my primary function, sir. I am well versed in all the customs.
No, I don't think he likes you at all. No, I don't like you either.
I suggest a new strategy, R2: Let the wookie win.
Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault!
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I dont mean this to sound facetious, but why would anyone vote for Kerry? I know Bush is a high taxing, high spending, protectionist with nasty views about about gays and who is in severe danger of cocking up the war on terror, but what would Kerry do differently? OK maybe he wouldnt do the federal marriage amendment, but on everything else surely he would even worse wouldnt he?
I don't mean this to sound facetious, but why should any American with a brain in his skull vote for either of these millionaire Skull & Bones creeps?
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