I don't usually put up jokes but I liked this, which a friend sent me...

Imagine a situation all the major retailers and manufacturers started making their own condoms and keeping the same sales tagline...

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
Tesco condoms - every little helps
Nike condoms - just do it
Peugeot condoms - the ride of your life
Galaxy condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC condoms - finger Licking good
Minstrels condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway condoms - lightening the load
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola condoms - the real thing
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going
Macintosh condoms - it does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger King condoms - home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms - soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry & waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole