July 04
2003
I hate tennis, OK?
» Posted on July 4, 2003 03:00 PM » Category: General
Not letters this time, but e mails.

Look, I hate tennis. OK, so maybe I'm the one who's missing out, maybe footie is just for morons, maybe only inbreds like horse racing and maybe cricket is played by public school thickies - to cite some of the comments I have received since I started saying how bored I am by watching two people hit a ball back and forward until one of them misses.

I hate it, and I can't even begin to understand why anyone enjoys it. But it's my decision, just as it's yours if you want to watch it. But the fact that we all get to decide what we enjoy doesn't mean we can't think some of the choices made are wrong.

I think people who watch tennis are wrong. Big deal. Live with it, and don't be so sensitive!

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listen thats fine but you can keep that to your self or expose it in a bit more calm way respecting us who do like it, and if you thimk of it like that any game can be booring what is so fun of getting a ball into a goal?¿ ha ha?¿ grow up yuo sad guy.

Stated by: Ricky on January 23, 2005 5:38 PM

Thank God the worlds most insippid game, tenarse, has finnished in my home town.
For Christ sake don't cough or fart in the crowd; some over paid 'sportsperson' can't take the distraction and will bleet to the ref to get the poor person with bodilly functions to be ejected.
All winter I watch real sportspeople, with professional concentration, get booed, jeered, and thier parentage questioned, whilst at the most crucial part of a game when thier concentration is needed,the most, excell or at least get the goal.
Bit of smoke in the air? A bit too hot for the poor little shits? Quick close the roof and suspend the tenarse. In Mexico City there are over 1,000,000 people playing soccer in conditions exponentially worse than Melbourne's atmosphere.
Tenarse is for the weak of mind and body; the game mothers get thier kids to play so they won't get hurt. It's a game for girls and the frightened.
Close the tenarse centre in Melbourne and give the $30mil that the place consumes every year to real sport.
Ballet is more of a sport.
Long live real sports like football (any but not gridiron all that padding, another week as piss "sport" but thats another story), cricket, hockey, tiddlywinks.

Dave The Tenarse Hater.

Stated by: Dave The Insippid Game Hater on January 31, 2005 4:32 AM

You people are ignorant and dumb. Try playing a sport where your teammates don't pull all the weight for you. You @$$ holes have never played tennis and don't know what you're talking about. Keep your sped comments to yourself.

Stated by: Um... No on May 4, 2005 11:30 PM

I also hate tennis, it's boring and pointless

Stated by: runner on September 30, 2005 5:15 PM

I can't believe how ignorant many of you people are. The most likely reason you hate watching tennis is because you have no clue what's going on. If you have actually played tennis, and I don't mean just "hitting the ball around," but have actually played it, then you would understand. You would understand the split-second decisions of whether to try a drop shot or just to hit another deep shot, whether to hit a passing shot or a topspin lob over your opponent's head. I could go on, but before you criticize something, UNDERSTAND IT. Oh, and you that claim that tennis is a "sissie sport" and is for girls, well, why don't you try and return a 145mph serve. Yeah, you wouldn't even be on the court if someone was serving that to you. And if you have actually played it before, you could not tell me that it isn't an intense game, cause it's about as intense as it gets when you get a great volley going. Instead of being so ignorant and foolish, why dont some of you actually try and learn and play the sport. And who knows....some of you may end up actually liking it.

Stated by: aabbcc on March 17, 2006 1:49 AM

Volley, love...such panzie assed terms for a panzie assed game.
Shut up and go play, you panzie!

Stated by: Lisa on March 21, 2006 11:42 PM

tennis... for the pussies who play the this aweful "sport", i really feel terrible for u guys. U proly get the shit beaten out of you everyday for playing the game. and for aabbcc's comment, there are about 5 people in the WORLD who can hit a 145 mile/hour shot, so i dont no wut THE FUCK URF TALKING ABOUT. tennis is for little fucking preps that dont want to get injured playing a real sport, such as football(not the padded bullshit, the REAL football),or rugby.

Stated by: Drew on March 31, 2006 4:07 AM
Stated by: bundlebox on July 1, 2006 12:17 AM
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